AISubs v3.7
Yo! What's up, guys! I'm Ryozo! I'm Toshio! And I'm Mushiro!
When you hear "derby", you might think of Daniel J. derby and Tennessee derby, which are coming out little by little.
No, no, no. If you think about it, it's the derby we've been doing for a while now.
It's the big club derby and the marginside derby, right?
Well, it's more of a marginside derby than a dream derby.
You said it.
No, I said it.
Well, if you think about it, it's probably "yes, fall in love" or something like that.
That's a derby, right?
No, it's not.
No, it's not!
Tetsuya-san, do you have anything to say about derby?
It's probably more of a horse racing tournament I've spent 1.5 million yen on recently!
What?
How fun would it be to spend 1.5 million yen on a derby like that?
Since horses can't stay in this house,
I thought I'd do a derby in a Toukai Yomoya video.
There are 6 members, right?
Out of the 6 members, we'll decide on 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place.
How we'll fight is...
In a Toukai Yomoya video,
for example, there's a telop or everyone's laughing.
There are people who make a little joke like that, right?
I see, yes.
Like I said in the beginning,
the difference in the number of people laughing and the difference in the number of people playing soccer...
That's one of the issues, right?
I'd like to win with that number of people laughing.
I see.
The number of people who made a joke?
Yes.
To put it simply, yes.
But it doesn't have to be a joke.
Oh, I see.
Just try to make a joke.
Yes, yes, yes.
Please think of it like that.
Will it be in the video?
What do you think?
Especially, Toshimitsu...
Will it be in a video like "one to eighteen"?
No, there's still that.
If you can't make a joke, you can't do anything for a moment.
There's an upside.
It's economical, after all.
It's hard for people like Gaby and Tetsuya, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
So, in a derby, you only bet your money, right?
Yes, if you lose.
But if you bet your money this time,
you'll see a lot of police in the comment section again.
So, this time,
you'll bet something that's not money.
If I lose the most, I'll do this.
Please say it like that.
What?!
That's not fair!
Everyone says, "If that's the case, can we play a game?"
Please raise your hands until you get a call.
Oh, what's that?
So, everyone has to bet the same value.
I see.
If there are two people who are very tough and two people who are easy,
one of you can play an easy game.
Do you know the rule of effect?
It's a main channel.
This is bad.
We're in a pinch now.
I'm scared!
Oh, no!
It's a shitty game.
It's a game.
Oh, I see.
Isn't it annoying?
It's annoying.
I'm a little tired.
Yes.
I'll drink panda gum.
It's not that fast.
What is your charm?
Everyone will be attracted to me.
It's a little expensive.
It's expensive.
I'll call you now.
Yes.
I'll rent a house for a week.
I'll rent this house and come out.
If you're healthy, you'll come out.
Yes.
I'll lose my house for a week.
There is an advantage for me and you.
Yes.
I'm happy.
How about you?
No.
No?
I have something I'm good at.
Please raise it.
Are you serious?
This is not the main story.
I'll tweet a fun memory with you for a week.
I made a mistake.
You made a mistake.
I'll live a karaoke life for a week.
I'll live a karaoke life from home.
I see.
I'm in trouble.
Why do you live a karaoke life for a week?
What?
I don't want to lose.
You did it for me.
I'll live in a business hotel in Tokyo for a week.
I have to go back and forth.
That's hard.
It's helpful.
I'll edit everything for a week.
It's helpful.
I'll go back and forth.
I don't want to lose.
I'll live a karaoke life for a week.
That's not good.
I'll live with someone for a long time.
I'll live with a woman I know for a long time.
Women don't say that.
We are three people now.
I don't agree with you.
What do you mean?
There are always two or three people staying in this house.
I don't like it.
I'll go back and forth.
I don't want to lose.
By the way, we have a plan.
I'll explain it.
Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
The question is which video we should choose.
We don't always choose 6 people in a video, do we?
Including that, I'll choose randomly.
Let's start with the most recent video.
The first one is "Even young people want to have it, especially young people who are not silver."
I see.
Isn't this Toshimitsu's video?
Next one is "Doemnikitsui Penalty Game Present".
The first one is a cross or a present.
All of them are 6 people.
The third one is "The strongest weapon is a spear."
All of them are 6 people.
I'm scared of spears.
You'll lose your memory if you're hit by a spear.
Let's show it.
It's exposed.
I have a spear.
I don't know.
It's just right.
The scariest one is...
I've seen it before, but it's not my favorite.
It's really scary.
Okay, let's start without fighting.
Okay, let's start.
Ready, set...
Let's do it! Let's do it!
Hurry up and do it!
Say "yeah"!
What do you usually say when you're going to war?
Well, we say "war".
We say it like this, too.
No one is laughing, though.
Yes, it's important.
We don't go to war.
We don't say it like this.
But this time we're going to talk.
We're all going to go to war.
I don't want to talk much.
I don't want to talk.
What type of women do you like?
Like a big one.
Big one?
How about that?
I'm counting how many I've already thought about.
Yes, yes.
That's terrible.
It's like a beam, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's like a beam, isn't it?
Yes.
It's like a beam, isn't it?
It's like a first blood.
Well, it's fiction.
It's like a first blood.
Wow, I'm dying.
Run through the city mist.
Wow, I'm dying.
No, you're not running!
I'm dying!
Put me down!
The mayor has it.
It's been a while.
It's a toy.
It's cold.
I'm going to public office!
It's shaking a lot.
But I've thought of many things.
Do you want me?
Okay.
Go!
Don't make too much money.
Go, go!
Run, run!
A robbery.
It's not good.
It's not good at all.
Please subscribe.
It hurts.
Ouch!
It hurts!
It's dangerous!
It hurts.
It hurts so much!
It hurts!
It hurts so much!
It hurts!
I will definitely...
What?
You did it!
Please imitate this.
It was this bad!
It's a good story.
Let's vote.
Let's change it from a close place.
Let's have a talk.
Let's aim for the most votes.
It's not good.
Okay!
I see!
The voting is over.
It was a funny story.
I didn't know there would be this many votes.
Let's see.
Tetsuya got 18 votes.
Shibayu got 4 votes.
Kyo got 11 votes.
Toshimitsu got 20 votes.
Yumemaru got...
3 votes.
I got 11 votes.
Only Mushi-san got 10 votes wrong.
Everyone else got it right.
Me too.
Toshimitsu got...
Shibayu got...
I don't have it, but I might eat it up.
It's not good.
Is it possible?
Next...
Cross-talk battle.
Shibayu...
He doesn't talk at all.
I've edited it, but he doesn't talk at all.
Let's do it again.
Let's do it.
And the result is...
Yes!
Tetsuya-kun got +18 and got 36.
It's the same. 18, 18.
Yes.
Wow!
Toshimitsu is strong!
What? Am I not strong?
Toshimitsu is strong!
But we don't know if you can get out of it with the last one.
But it's over.
I did it.
It's going to be hot next.
Do your best, Shibata.
He's going to scream in the next video.
Wow!
Let me do it! Let me do it!
Let me do it!
The fourth corner is going to be hot.
Wow!
Okay.
Let's do it!
The final round!
Ready...
Go!
The winner of the last corner is...
The winner is...
Do you remember the thing I used for a month?
In the group full of crosses...
I remember that cross...
If you say...
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes!
I did it!
Okay!
I did it!
You can do it! You can do it!
The winner of the last corner is...
Arian!
What's with him?
He's been doing it for a week.
You said "good morning", right?
Yeah.
I'm nervous.
I'm sure you're nervous.
What?
What are you doing?
You said it right away.
I'm sorry.
You said it right away.
The winner of the last corner is...
Let's wrap it up.
I'm sorry.
I'm fine.
Oh, no.
What's wrong with you?
Go, go, go!
What's going on?
What's wrong with you?
That's good, too.
What's wrong with you?
It's not over yet.
You're still in it.
Music, start!
It's over!
Oh, no!
It was a fierce race.
Tetsuya got 16 points.
Shibayu got 12 points.
Ryo got 6 points.
Toshimitsu didn't get any points.
Ryuemaru got 8 points.
I got 12 points.
I'll announce the fifth place.
Tetsuya got 52 points.
Shibayu got 20 points.
Ryo got 19 points.
Toshimitsu got 27 points.
Ryuemaru got 15 points.
Mushi Megane got 30 points.
The third place goes to...
Mitsumushi Toshi!
I lost!
I was the last one!
I was the first one!
I thought I'd win even though I wasn't in the top 10!
Well, if you pick one person,
three of you won't be in the top 10,
so three of you will be in the second half.
In other words, two of you are in the first and second place,
and two of you are not in the first and second place,
so you're not in the top 10!
Yay!
I tried my best, but I didn't make it to the top 10.
You're in the top 10 because you tried too hard.
No, I'm definitely not going to try too hard.
Well, there are roles and tastes in various videos,
so it's not as funny as there are many.
I think it depends on the day,
but this time it turned out like this.
I'm going back to Tokyo.
Yeah.
Are you going home today? Are you filming tomorrow?
Don't mess with me.
So, due to editing reasons,
we're going to upload a video tomorrow.
I'm going for a week.
I'm going.
I just checked my schedule.
Apparently...
Push...
Huh?
Didn't you push me?
Did you do something?
Apparently...
Did you push me?
Didn't you look at me?
I was like this, and you pushed me.
This is really amazing.
It's physically impossible at work.
Because there are games.
There are games,
but it's quite complicated there.
Within a week.
Yeah.
I didn't think it would be that hard.
Yeah, honestly,
you don't have a lot of free time in a week.
Yeah, that's true, but
we're going to have to use our evasion skills.
What is evasion skills?
It's a quiz given by the 10th channel subscriber
when we had 3 million subscribers.
The winner of that quiz
can say "no" only once
in the penalty game,
and be able to catch up with others.
I know what you mean.
Using evasion skills...
What's wrong with you?
I'll do it.
If you're going to use it, you have no choice but to do it.
I'll do it.
Rather than simply evading
a really bad penalty game,
I think it's more manly to evade
a game that has a lot of pros and cons,
because it's work,
rather than simply evading
a game that has a lot of pros and cons,
because it's work,
rather than simply evading
a game that has a lot of pros and cons,
I think it's better to evade than to evade it.
It's totally different.
I don't think people say "karaoke" for a second.
But compared to this, it's a stressed language.
That's why I said "no"
and it became first place.
I wanted that video.
I wanted it.
That's right.
It was a competition.
If I got first place with this rule...
Then I would be second place.
I don't remember.
Wait, I...
What was it?
Wait, what video is this?
"Tetsuya", "Meshime", and "Shibayu".
It's "Derby".
Oh, it's "Derby".
And you are "Tetsuya", "Shibayu"...
"Shibayu"...
"San"...
"Ryo".
And "Shibayu" is in 10th place.
What?
You came here and said that.
Let's play rock-paper-scissors!
So...
After this video's ending...
If you watch only this sub-channel-like part...
I think it's fine.
And this time...
Each of us has different penalties.
Yes, it's rare.
So, if "Tetsuya" loses...
"Tetsuya" will chase "Ryo".
If "Ryo" loses...
"Ryo" will chase "Tetsuya".
I can't do either of them.
Really.
As for you...
You had fun the day before, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
You had many plans.
Yes.
Let's stay in a good place and get excited at the night before the games.
If you can't go to Tochigi, you can't go to Tochigi.
I have to go back to Tokyo.
You have to go back to Tokyo. I'm sorry for earlier.
And you did LINE just now, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
I wrote a letter of apology and corrected it.
I feel sorry for you, but you've been having a hard time with penalty games lately, haven't you?
That's right.
And you know what? From tomorrow on, you're a warrior.
That's right.
What?
After today's game, you're a warrior from tomorrow on.
I'm a ladder.
Do you want me to carry you in that outfit?
No!
I hate it!
Besides, I'm not there on Saturday and Sunday.
Shut up!
Do you want me to carry you in that outfit with you?
Don't mess with me!
My friends are talking about "Monher World" right now.
No!
I hate it!
And I say it many times, but don't say that what I'm doing is impossible.
It's a normal life.
I hate it. I'm a iron man.
I really hate it.
It's itchy.
Now, you two, raise your fists.
I really hate it.
I can't do it.
If you do it now, I'll lose.
Why?
I can't do it.
Wait a minute.
I'm in a situation where I'm staying in a very nice hotel.
That's right.
If we go together, we'll fight each other.
If we go together, we'll kick each other.
I'm having a lot of fun right now.
No, you're losing through the lens right now.
You can only see the future.
That's right.
The size of my unpleasant feelings will greatly increase the size of your unpleasant feelings.
At times like this, I'll lose.
Because you bullied me.
Yeah.
There's a rock-paper-scissors god.
My characteristic is that I can't give people a delicious development.
I'm the kind of guy who's boring.
Don't say that!
I'm scared.
Go!
Raise your fist!
Rock-paper-scissors!
I did it!
Boring and rock-paper-scissors!
Combo!
Dad! I'm sorry!
So, Ryo has been living in Tetsuya's house for a week.
Please watch yesterday's video about Ryo's boring life for a week.
Good luck, Ryo!
Shut up!